How's it going, Lionel?
Uh...
Come on, Mate.
I'm dying for a slash.
I've got a urinary infection.
Christ, What a stink.
Yeah. Dog Must have crawled
Under the house And died.
Huh.
Can't have been easy for you These past few weeks, Lionel,
What, With your mother gone.
Uhh.
[Urinating]
Who's that, Uh,
Little girl You've been seeing?
What?
You know, The little latin number
With the cute bum.
Lionel: paquita.
Oh, Yeah, Paquita.
That's the one.
She's a bit of all right.
Wouldn't mind her Doing the growl on me.
[Flushes toilet]
So...
All this is coming Your way, Eh?
Of course, Uh...
Your mother Was always intending
To leave me a bequest.
Oh.
Oh, Yes.
We talked about it Many times.
It was a foregone Conclusion, Really.
It's just, With her Dying suddenly,
She didn't get the chance To include me in her will.
Well, You'll have To talk to the lawyers
About it, Uncle les.
Don't bring the bloody Lawyers into it.
This is a private Family matter.
[Moaning]
What the hell's that?
It's the pipes.
They do that sometimes.
It's not the pipes, Lionel.
It's somebody Doing the business.
Please, Uncle les, You just gotta leave.
So you found your dad's Old stag movies, Eh?
Yeah.
Father mcgruder: Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!
Is that the one With the donkey
And the chambermaid?
No, Please.
All right.
I understand, Lionel.
Some things A man prefers
To do on his own.
[Moaning continues]
It's all part Of the grieving process.
Be seeing you, Lionel.
Man on radio: nijinsky Was of what nationality?
Second man on radio: Nijinsky is russian.
Russian is right. That's very good.
Um, 13.
Number 13, He's going for.
[Panting]
Lionel!
[Tires screech]
I dropped a shilling.
It must have, Uh...
Rolled down the drain.
I come to see you,
You shut the door In my face.
You built a big wall.
I telephone, And you don't answer.
Why?
Speak to me.
You don't want To see me anymore?
It was a mistake.
Sorry.
Good-Bye.
[Paquita sobbing]
Paquita.
Leave me alone.
I'm sorry.
Leave me alone.
Take your hands Off her, You creep!
You know what they're saying About you, Don't you?
You've gone funny In the head.
A real bloody weirdo.
You touch her again,
And I'll knock you into The middle of next week.
Come on, Paquita.
Ohh.
[Radio playing]
[Zombies growling]
Ohh.
[Static on radio]
Hmm.
Ohh!
[Crying]
[Baby crying]
Ahh.
Cute.
Ahh.
Uhh! aah!
Hello. Hello.
Oh, There's a cutie.
How's cute little selwyn There?
Ow!
Ohh. Ohh.
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
[Baby cooing]
[Ripping]
Whee!
[Laughing]
Whee!
[Crying]
[Laughing]
Aah!
So I said...
Yeah!
[Gasp]
Hyperactive.
[Laughing]
So, I tackled This guy, Right?
I brought him down This real bone cruncher.
And the ball rolls free, So I scooped it up,
And you know what I did?
I drop-Kicked From 50 yards out.
Ha ha! god, You Should have seen it.
Put us 3 points ahead. Gave us the match.
Fantastic.
Hello, Lionel.
That's quite A collection
Of stiffs You got down there.
And I thought you were Such a quiet chappie.
Uncle les, They're not what you think.
Back off, Mate!
Lay a hand on me,
I'll have you For breakfast.
[Baby whining]
[Thump]
I'm sorry, Lionel.
If I don't Report this,
I'll be an accessory After the fact.
I hope they can keep it Out of the papers
For your mother's sake.
She always Hated a scandal.
This is hard For me, Lionel,
Informing on Me sister's boy and all.
Of course, If I was To keep me mouth shut,
I'd be taking A hell of a risk.
Hey, Put me through To the police, Please.
Of course, If I was to, Uh,
Get my fair share Of vera's estate,
I might be More inclined
To protect a member Of the family.
You want the money?
Speak to sergeant bauer.
I'd like to report A multiple murder.
Yes, I'll wait.
The money and the house.
Blood is thicker Than water, Lionel.
[Grunting and groaning]
[Baby crying]
[Music playing]
[Singing]
[Exhales]
Yeah, G'day.
Les about?
Hey, You bastard!
Thought We'd pop over
And take a squish At your new digs.
Yeah, Mate. Why not?
Rip the skins off A few brown ones.
Yeah. We'll make A night of it.
Where are you going?
Just for a walk.
No, Mate. These people Want a feast.
We'll get a party going.
Let's get Some snacks, Mate.
You got real-Live Stiffs here?
Man: hey, Les, Let's Stick some real music on.
Oh, Yeah. Comin' through, Buzzer.
Clear the dance floor.
I don't know What sort
Of kinky shit You're into,
But I want Those things buried.
[Upbeat music playing]
Come on, Babe. Have a dance.
It's no good asking lionel.
He's nothing Like his old man.
He was a real stick man.
Used to pull the birds Like you wouldn't believe.
Don't talk about My father like that.
Ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho!
Mmm.
Tasty.
You got anything else That I can, Uh,
Nibble on?
So, You know, I throw him a dummy,
Fooled him Completely.
Now, You Gotta imagine,
This is, Like, 10, 15 Yards out
From the sideline.
There are several Of these big buggers
Coming towards me, Right?
So what do I do?
I--I put My head down,
And I shot To get a touchdown
Right between The posts. God.
The coach reckons I'm a dead certain
For the next Callback trials.
What do you think About that, Paquita?
You could be going out With the next bob scott.
Where were you?
A cute little Se}orita, Eh?
Oh, God. Wait.
Oh, Come on, Now. Don't be a party pooper.
Come and have a drink.
Oh!
Oh, I bet you go off Like a rocket.
Oof!
Ohh!
Oh! oh! Iittle bitch!
I'll get you! Where is she?
Aw, You foreign bitch! I'll get...
Hello?
Aah!
Paquita!
Eeeeeee! aah!
Paquita.
"Death surrounds him."
Lionel: they're not... Dead exactly.
They're just...
Sort of rotting.
Nurse mctavish.
Father mcgruder.
[Paquita gasps]
Your mother!
I don't know what to do, You know? I...
Don't know how To stop it.
You must destroy them.
I...
I can't.
Not mum.
That thing Is not your mother.
Come on, Les. Join in.
I'll do it.
[Grunting]
[Grunting becomes More intense]
Aye, What's this?
Her lap bird's Flying the coop, Is it?
Out of the way!
You're not going Anywhere, Mate,
Until the house Papers come through.
Come on, Lionel.
No, You don't!
Oh!
Oooooh!
Arrrrrr!
Whoa!
Come on!
Rrrr! you foreign Animal bitch.
Time you and I got Better acquainted.
[Groans]
[Gasp]
[Snarling]
Help! someone!
Please!
For god's sake, Run!
Not so loud, Mate!
Aah!
[Screaming]
[Growls loudly]
[Screaming]
Oh! aah! aah!
Bitch!
Imadre de dios!
Help us!
Bugger that!
Aah!
Run, Paquita!
Help!
Help! help! help!
Oh, No! shit!
Help! help!
Aah!
[Crunch crunch]
[Screaming]
[Gasp]
[Crying]
Please don't kill me.
It's ok. It's me.
That's a nasty plaque Problem you got there, Mate.
Got a bit of a cavity There, Mate.
Heh heh!
[Grr]
Mandy.
It's me, Rita.
Remember?
Oh. Oh.
[Passes gas]
[Clunk]
Aah! aah! aah!
Ha ha ha ha!
[Crying]
Oh!
[Cracking]
[Whimpering]
Uhh!
[Laughing]
Ya mutant Little shit!
You'll be ok.
Let me in!
For christ's sake, Let me in!
Let me in! help me!
Help!
Paquita, We must.
Come on! help!
Quickly!
There's thousands of them!
What the hell's this?!
Leave her alone.
She's been bitten!
You know What that means?!
She's gonna turn lnto one of them!
I won't. I won't.
Help me!
[Mumbling]
[Gasp]
You stay out of it!
I know what to do. She's history.
I've read The comics!
Total lobotomy! Dismemberment!
Are you crazy?!
There's no room for Hysterical women in my unit.
Aah!
[Women screaming]
Step right up, You creepo bastards!
Aah!
Lionel.
Paquita!
No!
Uhh!
Oh!
Aah!
[Women screaming]
Just as well someone around Here's got balls, Eh, Girls?
Ohh!
Goddamn little rug rat!
Get out of the way!
Come on, You little maggot!
Where are you, You little crawler?!
Aah!
No! whoa!
Whoa!
Lionel!
[Bellowing growl]
Holy christ. Vera.
Ooh! ooh! ooh! ooh! ooh!
[Screaming]
[Baby laughs]
Leave me.
Aah! aah!
[Crying]
Party's over.
Aah! aah! aah!
Aah!
[Screaming]
[Grunting]
[Turns off mower]
[Growl]
Rita?
No!
Oh!
Now, You just get Out of here.
What?
Haven't seen mum yet.
[Creaking]
Aah!
Come to mummy, Lionel.
Come on!
No!
You don't Scare me, Mum.
All my life...
You told me nothing But lies.
That stuff about dad,
None of that was true!
You drowned them both, Mum...
Dad and that blond woman.
You caught them together,
And you killed them, Didn't you?
How dare you speak To me like that.
Didn't you?!
[Screaming]
Lionel, Help! quick!
Slut!
Don't you touch her.
No!
No one will ever love you Like your mother.
No! no!
[Roars]
No!
Such a good boy.
Heh heh heh heh.
[Moans]
[Panting]
Aah!
[Baby crying]
No.
The sign of love
Has cost its toll
The truth foretold
Is now revealed
Its mystery
Our destiny
The stars and moon
The sign of love
Has come at last
2 Lonely hearts
Are in the past
It blazes bright
Love's blinding light
Through darkest night
And floods the room
The stars and moon
[Singing in spanish]
The sign of love
Our time has come
The stars and moon
Stars and moon
Will shine for us
The stars and the moon
Are guiding us
We follow the sign
To perfect love
The sign of love
Our time has come
The stars and moon
Will shine for us
The stars and the moon
Are guiding us
We follow the sign
To perfect love